你在后面推;短信發(fā)兩條，一條氣你，一條哄你。可惜我現(xiàn)在沒(méi)有錢，所以只能先發(fā)一條短信氣氣你了!哈哈，祝你愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)哦!

　　You push in the back; SMS two, a gas you, a coax you. But now I have no money, so only the first to send a text message gas you! Ha ha, I wish you a happy April Fool's day oh!

　　沒(méi)有盤(pán)古開(kāi)天地，猿類進(jìn)化都沒(méi)戲;沒(méi)有甲骨做文具，歷史也會(huì)沒(méi)生氣;沒(méi)有黛玉和寶玉，紅樓怎傳幾世紀(jì)?沒(méi)有我給你發(fā)信息，誰(shuí)知豬會(huì)看手機(jī)?

　　No Pan Gu created heaven and earth, apes are gone; no bones do stationery, history will not angry; no Dai Yuhe Bao Yu, red how several century? Didn't I send you the information, who knows the pig can see mobile phone?

　　狼來(lái)了豬窩里亂成一團(tuán)，豬媽媽安排：大豬去堵門(mén)!二豬去堵窗!當(dāng)看到小豬時(shí)，豬媽來(lái)火了，大叫：老三，不要看短信啦!你肉多，出去把狼引開(kāi)。愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)!

　　Wolf pig chaos, a mother pig arrangement: the big pig door! Two pigs to window! When he saw the pig, pig mama was aggravated, shouted: "old, do not see a message! You meat, the wolf drive out. Happy April Fool's Day!

　　金燦燦的，是陽(yáng)光;紅彤彤的，是燈籠;香噴噴的，是米飯;熱騰騰的，是火鍋;火辣辣的，是烈酒;麻酥酥的，是你hellip又觸電了吧，早就你別看短信的!

　　The golden sunshine, is red, is; lanterns; fragrant, is Steamed Rice; hot, is hot, Hot pot; spirits; the exciting moment, is your hellip and get an electric shock, had you don't see a message!

　　你有天使般容顏，魔鬼般身材，就連你放屁的姿勢(shì)都那么完美無(wú)暇。可在大庭廣眾之下，控制一下節(jié)奏好不好?同事愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)。

　　You have a angel face, the devil figure, even you fart posture is so perfect. In a public occasion, control the tempo? Happy colleagues April Fool's day.

　　接下來(lái)就是見(jiàn)證奇跡的時(shí)刻，按一下下翻鍵，你會(huì)微笑;按兩下你會(huì)傻笑;按三下你會(huì)開(kāi)心大笑;按四下，恭喜同事你，一個(gè)傻瓜誕生了!

　　The next step is to witness the miracle of the moment, click next turn key, you will smile; by two, you'll giggle; by three, you will laugh; by four, congratulations on your colleagues, a fool born!