有關(guān)搞笑的，英文版的《不差錢》的小品劇本，下面就是小編收集的，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　Got the Money Anyway(舞臺上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：“蘇格蘭情調(diào)”。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)

　　(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

　　Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。

　　Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

　　Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調(diào)情~~~

　　趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調(diào)情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調(diào)!!

　　毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(diào)(qíng diào)。

　　Uncle Zhao 情調(diào)(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調(diào)?就擱這兒吃。

　　Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?

　　Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。

　　Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

　　趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。

　　Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。

　　Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

　　趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?

　　Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.