有關《賴皮孫子糊涂爺爺》的幽默搞笑的話劇劇本，下面就是小編收集的英文版的，歡迎大家閱讀！

　　演員: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.

　　F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.

　　旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .

　　正劇：(P,K出場)

　　P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.

　　K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作開電視狀)

　　P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高興狀)搞笑小品

　　Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔電視機，作極度氣憤狀) Old King!? (對K吼)

　　K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顧右盼狀) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充滿自信狀)

　　P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!

　　K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作猶豫狀)

　　P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)

　　K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作為難狀) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.

　　P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信狀)

　　K：OK. (作舒心，安慰狀)

　　P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高聲喊)