gossip girl 第一季劇本第二集part2

　　Dan：She probably thinks I hate her now. I've waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl.You know,

　　Serena van der Woodsen and I decide to close the evening with a wave.

　　Jenny：It was a nice wave.

　　Dan：At the end of a date? Come on, there's no such thing. And you only get one shot with a girl like Serena.I got mine, and I blew it.

　　Jenny：Which means you have nothing to lose.

　　Dan：No, nothing except my last shred of dignity.

　　Jenny：Oh, no. I think that's gone.

　　Dan：You're right.You know what? I'm just… I'm gonna go talk to her. I'm gonna apologize for the wave. I'm gonna tell her

　　how much I like her and I'm gonna ask for a second shot.No, I'm gonna get a second shot.

　　Jenny：Yeah, you are.

　　Dan: Yeah.

　　Jenny：Wait, wait, wait. I love the plan.But you need a better outfit.And maybe a shower.

　　Serena：Whatever. It's probably for the best.The last thing I need in my life is a new guy.He was just so smart though and funny.

　　Eric：It sounds like you like him.

　　Serena：And really nice.God! Blair was so mean to me last night. I don't even know why. Whatever, I'm sure if we talk about it,we can work it out.Hey, maybe I should go over there.

　　Blair: Serena had better just stay away.Thank you, Dorota.

　　Kati：Yeah, thanks.We love sleeping at Blair's.

　　Blair: I don't want to see Serena at school and she better not show at brunch today.

　　Kati：You're really mad at Serena.

　　Isabel：Yeah, I hope you never get that mad at us.

　　Blair: Well, you would never do what Serena did?

　　Kati：No, never.

　　Blair: Of course not.

　　Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch.It would be so wrong for me to show up without my boyfriend Whom I love and who loves me.

　　(cell phone beeps)

　　Nate：Mm.Hello?

　　Blair: Hi, sweetie. Did I wake you?

　　Nate：No, I'm up.

　　Blair: Well. Get some strong coffee and jump in the shower,sleepyhead. Chuck's dad's brunch for his foundation is today at the Palace.

　　Nate：Oh, right. Of course.

　　Chuck：Nathaniel, keep it down.Some of us are trying to regain our strength.

　　Nate：Your dad's brunch is today.

　　Chuck：Alarm's set for 9:00.

　　Nate：It's 10:00.

　　Chuck：Ladies, double-time.Hmm? Oh, unless... Nathaniel.

　　Nate：I'm good.Actually, could you two bring some coffee

　　Chuck：when you get a chance?

　　Nate：And some water... Lots of water.

　　Woman：You want ice with that? Looks like you could use some.

　　Chuck：That's enough, ladies. And I'll be sure to tell my father just how committed you are to the hospitality industry.

　　Nate：That kid popped you pretty good, huh? Never mess with a guy's sister.

　　Chuck：And if i knew his name,I'd hunt him down and kill him

　　Nate：Why? 'cause you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf?

　　Chuck：Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

　　Nate：I'm just saying.Death by scarf…Not that intimidating.

　　Chuck：He sucker punched me.I told you.Besides, better a broken nose than a broken heart.

　　Nate：What? I didn't even talk to Serena last night.

　　Chuck：Who said anything about serena?

　　Dan：Do I look okay?

　　Jenny：Definitely second-shot material.

　　Dan：All right then I'm gonna go.Oh! And about what happened, You know, with Chuck? If you wanna,like, talk to someone,n-not your brother…Just let me know.

　　Jenny：Okay.

　　Dan：All right. Hey wait. Actually, there is someone I wanna talk to.

　　Rufus：Hey! Where you guys going? I was gonna make waffles.

　　Dan：Ooh. Sorry, dad.

　　Jenny：Yeah, can't.

　　Rufus：But I wanna hear about your date.

　　Dan：Later.

　　Rufus：And your party.

　　Jenny：When we get back.

　　Rufus：You guys missed a really great show and I make really good waffles.

　　Rihanna: My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode

　　Receptionist: Palace Hotel lobby.

　　Nate：Hi. This is Nate Archibald calling from the Bass suite. I know you don't normally give out this information but can you tell me what room the van der Woodsens are in, please?

　　Serena：Hey, blair. It's me.I guess you're still sleeping but I'm gonna come over.I think we need to talk. Okay. see you soon. Bye.

　　Gossip Girl：It looks like the table's all set.As soon as the guests arrive, we can start dishing.Here's what's on the menu...

　　Serena: Mom,did you borrow my Michelle Perrys? I can't find anything in here!

　　Lily：Well, it might help if you unpacked.Look, you're home now.It's your life.You should start living it.

　　Serena: This is not life.This is a hotel,which we're living in because you decided you didn't like the color of the walls

　　in our real home. Mom, I said I'd go to this brunch. What more do you want from me?

　　Lily：Sweetie, why are you being like this? You love parties. This is just not like you.

　　Serena: Maybe it is like me. Maybe you don't know what I'm really like.

　　Lily：Oh, okay, tell me.So did you and Dan have fun at the concert last night?

　　Serena: We never made it.We actually ended up at the kiss on the lips party.

　　Lily：Ah. Well,that must have pleased Blair.

　　Serena: Blair? Actually No, not that pleased,which is why I'm going to talk to her.

　　Lily：Well just be back in time for brunch, okay?

　　Serena: Mom.

　　Lily：Look, honey, I know how hard it is for you to be back but the more you hide yourself away, the more people are gonna think

　　you have something to hide.

　　Serena: Coming from someone who's keeping my brother in an institution.

　　Lily：That's different.I mean it. Don't be late.

　　Serena: Wait.

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　　Nate: Nice to meet you. Dad.

　　Howie：Hey, can I get you a drink?

　　Blair：What are you doing right now?

　　Nate: Well, I was just gonna…

　　Blair：How about me?

　　Nate: Um...

　　Blair：What? You have a better offer or...

　　Nate: No, of course not.

　　Blair：Yeah?

　　Nate: Uh, now?

　　Blair：Now. Now.

　　Nate: Where are we going?

　　Blair：I got us the best room in the whole place.

　　Nate: Wait. This is chuck's suite.

　　Serena：Nate.

　　Blair：Serena?

　　Serena：Blair.

　　Gossip Girl：Spotted：N and B. Hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel. Only to find S already waiting. Sparks were flying for sure but will it be a 3-way or D-day?

　　Blair：What is she doing here?

　　Serena：I was meeting nate.

　　Nate: Just to talk, I swear.

　　Blair：You said you'd never speak to her again.

　　Serena：You said that? Why would you say that?

　　Blair：Because you can't be trusted.

　　Nate: It's not Serena's fault.

　　Blair：Do not defend her.

　　Nate: I asked her to come.

　　Blair：Oh. Oh, so you do want to talk to her.

　　Nate: Yes, to explain why I'm not talking to her.

　　Blair：Maybe I'll leave you two to finish that fascinating conversation.

　　Serena：Oh, no, no. I'll go. Let you guys get back to your quickie.

　　Blair：It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually kind of a big deal to some of us.

　　Serena：Oh yeah, I can see that. Chuck's bed? Very romantic. Classy too.

　　Blair：Oh, like you? I'll bet your new friend Dan would love to hear all about how classy you are.

　　Serena：Dan? What...you really think she would tell him?

　　Nate: It's Blair.

　　Serena：I can't believe you told her.

　　Nate: You just expected me to keep it a secret?

　　Serena：Yes Nate. There's nothing wrong with keeping a secret if the truth is gonna hurt someone.

　　Nate: That's a hell of a way

　　Serena：Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize all of a sudden you're the most honest guy on the planet.

　　Bart：Well, it just seems to me that you're the one that doesn't want to be seen together in public.

　　Lily：No, I do want. I just don't want to see you with anyone else. Tell your harem of shopgirls and models that you're seeing someone.

　　Bart：I am, but those conversations take a little time.

　　Lily：Well, they've got nothing but time Bart. They're 25. Excuse me. Dan, wait. Look, I really don't appreciate your lurking in the shadows,eavesdropping on my private conversation.

　　Dan: What? No. No, I wasn't.I was looking for Serena.

　　Lily：Well, I don't see her. Do you?

　　Dan: No, which is why I was looking…?

　　Lily：I don't know what you're doing here or what you think you heard...

　　Dan: Nothing. I heard nothing.

　　Lily：But Serena doesn't know.

　　Dan: And neither do I, okay? So now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back inside. Not tell anyone a thing and mind my own business.

　　Blair: Dan. Hi. I'm Blair Waldorf. Serena's friend.

　　Dan: Oh hey. Yeah, do you happen to know where she is?

　　Blair: As a matter of fact, I do.

　　Serena: Blair.

　　Dan: Serena, there you are.Where were you?

　　Blair: She was waiting in a hotel room for my boyfriend.

　　Serena: To talk.

　　Nate: About why we weren't talking.

　　Blair: That doesn't sound any smarter the second time.

　　Dan: Why weren't you talking? Does this have anything to do with why you were waiting for serena this morning?

　　Blair: You were what?

　　Chuck: And here I thought you were waiting for me.

　　Dan: Oh, exactly what the situation is, Chuck? Now what is going on here?

　　Blair: We were just getting into that.

　　Serena: Blair, please don't do this.

　　Blair: Sorry. Or do you wanna tell him?

　　Chuck: I'll tell him.

　　Nate & Blair: You know?

　　Chuck: I know everything.

　　Dan: And apparently, I know nothing.

　　Serena: Look Dan, it was a long time ago and I regret it.

　　Chuck: Look Serena. Stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it.

　　Dan: Is that true?

　　Blair: Well, then she ran away and lied about it. I just thought you should know before you fall head over heels for your perfect girl and her perfect world and then get left all alone with no one but your cabbage patch kid.

　　Nate：Cabbage patch?

　　Dan: Did you talk to my sister?

　　Chuck: Ah yes, little Jenny. I do believe she and I have some unfinished business.

　　Dan: You stay away from her.

　　Chuck: Poor Daniel. So little time.So many sluts to defend.

　　Dan: It's fine. It's fine. Everyone can stop looking. He's a jerk...But it's my fault and I'm leaving.

　　Serena: I'll go with you.

　　Dan: Actually I'd prefer if you didn't.

　　Nate：Hope you're happy.

　　Blair: Not even close.

　　Chuck: Looks like it's just you and me. Apparently my room is available.

　　Gossip Girl：Some might call this a "fustercluck." But on the upper east side, we call it sunday afternoon.

　　Serena: Dan, wait. I'm so sorry.

　　Dan: There's no-There's no need to be. Really I shouldn't have come here today. I made a mistake.

　　Serena: No, you didn't. Look, I'm sorry about Blair and Chuck…

　　Dan: It's not about Blair or Chuck. I mean it is but it's-it's not just them.

　　Serena: No, I know. Trust me, I know. This world it's crazy.

　　Dan: Yeah, it is...And you're a part of it.

　　Serena: What, and you didn't know that?

　　Dan: I don't know. I thought you were different.

　　Serena: Well, I'm sorry I'm not who you thought I was. But what's happened is in the past.You know and all I can do is try to change. But if you can't accept that.Then you know, you're not who I thought you were. Well, I guess we both made mistakes.

　　Jenny: Hi.

　　Rufus: Hey, Jen said you went looking for Serena. Did you find her?

　　Dan: Mm. Yeah I found her and-and I lost her.

　　Rufus: Oh that's, uh...

　　Dan: It's fine. It's fine. Really, it's all for the best. Serena and her friends and her family. Her whole world. Turns out it wasn't for me.

　　Jenny: Wait Dan. What happened?

　　Dan: Did you tell Blair Waldorf about Cedric?

　　Jenny: I... It may have come up.

　　Dan: You can't trust these people Jen. Don't tell 'em anything. They're nice flowers.

　　Jenny: They're hydrangeas.

　　Nate: Look Blair. Either you try to forgive me and move on or we end it.

　　Gossip Girl：Well, Serena's mystery man is a mystery no longer. His name is... Oh who cares? Now that he and S Are over,

　　So are his 15 minutes. But his sister Jenny was spotted with a new dress. Gifted from Blair herself. Everyone knows an Eleanor original is the uniform of B's private army. But will J be a loyal soldier or will she side with S's rebel forces? And as for S herself, we hear that she left today's brunch with no friends no boy and nowhere left to run.

　　Gossip Girl：It looks like the ultimate insider has become a total outsider. It's your move Serena. And you know who will be watching: Gossip girl.

　　Poison Ivy

　　As the Upper East Side teens from Constance Billard and St. Jude's prepare for a much-anticipated visit from the Ivy League representatives, Blair (Leighton Meester) uncovers a scandalous secret about Serena (Blake Lively) that may not remain a secret much longer. Dan (Penn Badgley) has his heart and future set on the coveted usher position for the Dartmouth rep, only to be beat out by Nate (Chace Crawford), who has no interest in the school despite pressure from his controlling father, The Captain (Sam Robards). Meanwhile, Jenny (Taylor Momsen) bonds with Serena's younger brother, Eric (Connor Paolo), and Rufus (Matthew Settle) must swallow his pride and ask Lily (Kelly Rutherford) for a favor to help his son, Dan. Ed Westwick also stars.J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by Felicia D. Henderson.

　　Gossip Girl：Good morning, upper east siders,Gossip girl here.Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.Top story on my home page: Serena van der Woodsen,everybody's favorite "it" girl,has just returned from a mysterious absence and was learning the hard way that you can never go home again.

　　Kati：You'll never believe what's on "Gossip Girl"

　　Isabel: Someone saw serena getting off the train at grand central.

　　Nate：Serena?

　　Blair：Serena's at school.

　　Gossip Girl：Why'd she return?

　　Serena：Let me guess.You told everyone Eric's just visiting grandpa in Rhode Island.

　　Lily：Your aunt Carol in Miami.

　　Serena：He tries to take his own life and you're worried it's gonna cost you mom of the year?

　　Eric：Must be a lot of rumors why you're back.

　　Serena：None of them mention you.

　　Lily：Nate's gonna wait for serena.

　　Receptionist：He can get in line behind that guy.

　　Lily：I don't need some new boy influencing her,distracting her from her needs.

　　Rufus：A kid like Dan is exactly what Serena needs

　　Dan：Guess who's dad is cool?

　　Jenny：It's a trick question.

　　Dan：Yeah 'Cause it can't be ours.

　　Jenny：You're going out with Serena and T'm going to kiss on the lips. Who said this family wasn't cool?

　　Serena：I thought everything was good between us.

　　Blair：It was... before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.

　　Lily：Great. Just in time for brunch.

　　Blair：I told her to stay away.

　　Serena：I'm not sneaking around with you.

　　Nate：Just to talk.

　　Blair：You said you'd never speak to her again.

　　Chuck：So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend.

　　Dan：Is that true?

　　Blair：Then she ran away and lied about it.

　　Chuck：Poor Daniel.So little time,so many sluts to defend.

　　Serena：This world. It's-it's crazy.

　　Dan：And you're a part of it.

　　Serena：Blair, how can I fix this?

　　Blair：You don't.Serena. You just stay away.

　　Gossip Girl：But now that Serena is back. Will the upper east side ever be the same? It takes two to tango and girls like these

　　don't go down without a fight.

　　基本來說，這個短語很容易誤導人。“It takes two to tango”的字面意思是“探戈舞需要兩個人來跳”，照此推理，本應推出個鼓舞人心的.“團結才是力量”，可它怎么竟成了貶義詞“一個巴掌拍不響”？不急，咱們慢慢來解析。先說tango（探戈）。探戈一般要男女對跳，男人粗獷、女人妖冶，構成了探戈舞的巨大張力。這種舞蹈源于18世紀的阿根廷，當時被認為是上流社會的色情面具，同時也是草根階層釋放欲望的最好方式。Tango的這層“誘惑、情色”意，很容易讓人聯想到它的同音異形詞tangle（糾纏、扭纏在一起）。如果看過奧斯卡影片“Scent of a woman”（《聞香識女人》），想必您還能記得老上校對tango的經典定義“If you make a mistake, get all tangled up, just tango on.” 如果（探戈）跳錯了，那就讓大家的舞步都混亂好了，這才是探戈。說到這兒，想必您也明白了，（It takes two to）tango其實是取了tangle的諧音，而整個短語“It takes two to tango”實質上由英國俗語“It takes two to make a quarrel”（一個巴掌拍不響）發揮創造而來。下次如果有朋友向您抱怨，女朋友又跟他鬧矛盾了，您就可以這樣回敬他：A conflict is not the fault of just one person or the other; they are often both to blame, because it takes two to tango.