英文簡歷寫作的多余幽默

應屆畢業生求職網總結英文簡歷寫作的不應有的'幽默：

　　“Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.”

　　“Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting.” (Translation: Short-order cook.)

　　“But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.”

　　“I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”

　　“My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular.”

　　“Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series.”

　　“Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.”

　　“Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.”

　　“Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience.”
 

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