《西游記》中的三打白骨精告訴人們不要被表面現象、虛情假意、偽善的一面所蒙騙。如果變換成英文話劇能不能把這層意思表達出來呢?

　　三打白骨精英語劇本

　　Three Times’ Beating Monster

　　人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒

　　J：沙僧

　　B：白骨精(何平) B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭

　　T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

　　S: Bajie,map!

　　E: (摸出，遞給S)

　　S: Look,boss (湊近T)………(T、S一齊轉向E)

　　T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

　　E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

　　T: (縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

　　E: But……

　　T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

　　E: (遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.

　　S: Fat Pig!

　　E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….

　　S: You will what(兇相)?

　　E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

　　S: Hm!

　　T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

　　E: You see , boss is hungry,too!

　　T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

　　J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..

　　T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

　　S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)

　　J: This is…..?