旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.(邊說邊介紹，三人坐在課桌上)
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? (邊說邊將手搭上Rose肩)
Jack: She is my girl.(打開Oscar的手)
Oscar: You are so cold.(脫下報(bào)紙披在R身上面向觀眾)what you wear, what you are.
Jack: What are you doing! (扔掉校服，脫下自己的羽絨服抖了抖，面向觀眾)BoSideng(波斯登), warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.(將羽絨服披在Rose身上)
Rose:(向Jack)I love you.(向觀眾)But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?
Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu(我的地盤我做主).
Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……
Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! (從口袋里掏出鉛筆，緊握手中)
Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! (同樣掏出鉛筆緊握手中)
Jack & Oscar: Fighting! (用鉛筆互戳)----小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! (拉二人)( J & O不小心將Rose推下桌子——落水)
Rose: Help, help!(Jack & Oscar將拉上Rose桌子)
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
Rose:(向觀眾)PiaoRou(飄柔), just so confident~(甩頭發(fā))
(Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水) Oscar: Help, help!
Rose: Oh, no! (向Oscar伸手)(Jack抓過Rose的'手，對(duì)視)
Jack:(唱)你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar?
Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.
Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.
Jack: Do you feel cold?
Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.
Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! (從口袋里掏出打火機(jī)，并向觀眾展示)This is a magic DaHuoji(打火機(jī)).(Jack按下打火機(jī))(Superwoman上，胸前貼一張紙，上書S)
Superwoman:(向觀眾)Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?(Superwoman無視，面向Jack)
Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.
Jack: Take my girl together.
Superwoman: No way!(Superwoman下)(Jack第二次按下打火機(jī))
(Indian Princess上，向觀眾合掌問候)
Princess: I am a princess from India.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.(從口袋里掏出圍巾)(Jack & Rose 嘗試伸出腳，Princess上下晃動(dòng)圍巾)
Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! (邊說邊后退，漸遠(yuǎn))
(Indian Princess下)(Jack第三次還沒按，Harry Potter上，提著掃帚)
Harry: Yi? Where am I? (向觀眾)My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts(霍格沃茨). I lose my way.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.(聳肩)
Jack:(憤怒地)Oh, my god! Go away at once! (指向前方)(Harry Potter下)
旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.
Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for
a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.
Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.
Jack: Then let the God decide it(二人低頭虔誠祈禱狀)
Rose: God will bless us.(Jack和Rose同時(shí)從身后伸出手來，包剪錘)
Jack & Rose: One two three!(Jack出錘子，Rose出包子)
Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.(Rose連連搖頭)
Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!
Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!(Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果)
Rose: You jump, I jump.(Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 繼續(xù)叫救命……)
(旁白唱my heart will go on，音樂起，全劇終。Jack & Rose跳舞，張開手臂經(jīng)典動(dòng)作作結(jié)。).
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