4人搞笑英語短劇劇本

　　Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.

　　Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.

　　Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.

　　Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?

　　Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.

　　Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!

　　Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!

　　Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!

　　Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!

　　Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation?

　　Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.

　　Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse

　　Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?

　　Wing&Ca: No

　　Ci: The answer is dumplings!

　　Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .

　　Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.

　　Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it.

　　Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings

　　Wing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.

　　Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.

　　(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)

　　CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

　　Ca: sure, here you are .what s next?

　　Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.

　　Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer

　　Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?

　　CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.

　　(an hour later)

　　Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start!

　　CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?

　　Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.

　　Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

　　CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.

　　Ca: So it is a complete big meal.

　　Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Let’s cheers!

　　Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!

　　天鵝騎士羅恩格林(改編版)

　　Lohengrin, The Knight of Swan. Once save the Princess Elsa of brabant from Frederick of Telramund who accused Lisa of murdering her brother, Gottfried. Actually Gotifried was poisoned by Telrarmund's wife, Ortrud, and became a swan. Later, Lohengrin defeated Telrarmund in a fight to prove Elsa sinnocence. With the King's promise. Lohengrin would marry Elsa on the condition that she never seeked to know who he was. And where he came from. By instilling the poison of doubt into Elsa's mind. Ortrude made Elsa break her promise and questioned to Lohengrin. So the Swan-boat carried Lohengrin back to the Grail castle.

　　ACT I

　　Elsa : Gottfried, stop playing any more. It is time to study.

　　Gottfried: Ok. My dear elder sister. I'll come back soon. (Elsa retired. Ortrud enters).

　　Ortrud: Hi, Gottfried, are you playing alone?

　　Gottfried: What's matter with you?

　　Ortrud: This is a special drink. Would you like to drink?

　　Gottfried: How wonderful. Let me try, please. Mnnn, it is delicious. I feel something wrong.

　　Ortrud: (She pretends to be nervous.) You look serious.

　　Gottfried: Oh, my head...my hand...my leg....(He falls down.)

　　Ortrud: Ha, ha, ha. You stupid child. When you wake up, you will be a swan. Then I'll accuse Elsa of the murder of her brother. All the fortune is mine.(Ortrud retires. Swan dances.)

　　Elsa: Gottfried, Gottfried, where are you? Don't play tricks.

　　Maiden: Princess, we cannot find Little Prince. What should we do?

　　Elsa: I don't know. I'm worried about his safety.

　　Maiden: Prince, don't worry. I'm sure that Little Prince will be safe .

　　Elsa: I hope so.

　　ACT II

　　Telramund:Your Majesty, what are you looking at?

　　King :I am looking at the beautiful scene. Telramund, who is the landlord here?

　　Telramund: Duke Brabant, the landlord, died a few years ago. He had a daughter and a son, Elsa and Gottfried. A few days ago, something happened terrible.

　　Ortrud :The greedy sister, Elsa, murdered his younger brother for the fortune and the kingdom of the Brabant. What a shame!

　　Queen: Maybe it is a rumor.

　　King: Telramund, is it true? Tell Elsa I want to see her.

　　Herald Princess Elsa arrives.

　　King : Elsa, are you the daughter of Duke Brabrant?

　　Elsa: Yes, your Majesty.

　　King : Did you murder your brother Gottfried for his forture and kingdom?

　　Elsa: I am aware of the accusation brought against me. How could I murder my brother?

　　Telramund: Elsa, how do you prove you are innocent?

　　Queen: Be quiet. Let her prove it herself.

　　Maiden: Princess Elsa, speak.

　　Elsa: God knows I am innocent. The Knight of God will come to prove it in the midnight.

　　Ortrud: Do you think the Knight of God will come for you, evil girl?

　　Telramund: Should he come, I'll fight with him.

　　King: Ok. If the Knight of God comes in the midnight, Telramund will fight with him. (All retired. Elsa prays in the midnight.)

　　(In a court)

　　Herald: Your Majesty, a person outside calls himself the Swan Knight. He wants to see you.

　　King: Bring him in.

　　Lohengrin: Here I am, Your Majesty. I come here to prove Elsa innocent.

　　King: Under the name of God, I announce the fighting begins.

　　Herald Gentlemen, the fighting begins.

　　(They fight and Telramund gets hurts.)

　　King: I claim that the Knight wins. Elsa is innocent. Telramund is condemned to execution.

　　Elsa: My dear Knight, thanks for helping me.

　　Lohengrin: Dear Princess, you are rich in beauty. Every night I dream of you. From the first day I saw your smile face, I knew that we would be together forever. Are you willing to marry me? (Music arises.) But for some reason don't ask me what my name is.

　　Elsa: Well, yes. I will never to know who you are. , as long as you love me. I will marry you and serve you forever.

　　白雪公主與七個小矮人

　　旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

　　白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

　　皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

　　魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

　　皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

　　魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

　　皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.