搞笑的小品相信大家都看過(guò)不少，以下是小編整理的英語(yǔ)2人搞笑小品劇本，歡迎閱讀參考！
ASIDE：Tom is a professional dentist, he graduated from California University. He didn’t like working in hospital, so he started dens hospital. First day, this hospital starts working.
December 21st, 2014
In the dens hospital
（Jerry捂著牙，面目猙獰的'進(jìn)入診所，這時(shí)Tom與Jerry說(shuō)話）
Tom: Hi, good morning.
Jerry: Good morning, doctor.
Tom: Yeah, what’s your name?
Jerry: I’m Jerry, nice to meet you!
Tom: I’m Tom, nice to meet you, too!
（Tom領(lǐng)著Jerry來(lái)到會(huì)診室，Jerry坐在椅子上，Tom坐在桌子另一邊）
Tom: Next, what’s your matter?
Jerry: I feel bad, my tooth is very painful, and I can’t bear it!
Tom: Let me see your tooth, you should open your month and say”Ah”.
Jerry: Ah~~~
（Tom拿著手電筒，在Jerry嘴里照來(lái)照去）
Tom: Yeah, your tooth is bad, I come to count it. One, two, three, four…Oh, my god, your tooth is very bad!
（Tom走開(kāi)，Jerry起來(lái)并說(shuō)話）
Jerry: Doctor, what should I do?
Tom: I think you should take your tooth, this is good idea.
Jerry: NO!!! That sound bad, I hate to take my tooth, it is very painful!
Tom: Oh, yeah. Although you dislike taking your tooth, you should take some medicine.
Jerry: That’s good, so what medicine should I take?
Tom: I see……（Tom翻藥方書(shū)）You should take it（Tom指了指書(shū)）.
Jerry: “Aspirin”?
Tom: Yeah~~~~
Jerry: How much is it?
Tom: You should take it for three days, you give me 107 dollars.
Jerry: Unh~~~although it is expensive, I should buy it.
（Jerry掏兜，掏出107美元）
Jerry: Here you are.
Tom: Yeah, this is your medicine, you should come here after 3 days.
Jerry: Thank you, doctor, goodbye.
Tom: Bye-bye.
After 3 days
December 24th, 2014
ASIDE: Three days is past. Jerry took some dens medicine, but Jerry felt his tooth is very painful, he had to come to this dens hospital.
（Jerry還是捂著嘴進(jìn)入診所）
Jerry: Doctor, I think this medicine is no useful.
Tom: Why? Do you feel much better?
Jerry: No! I feel more terrible after taking some medicine.
Tom: Jerry, I must take your tooth.
Jerry: All right, I agree with you, you should take my tooth.
Tom: Yeah, you should open your mouth.
（Jerry張著嘴，Tom拿著個(gè)鉗子，給Jerry拔牙）
Jerry: You should give me some local anesthetic.
Tom: I think you can’t pain, this time is short.
Terry: Yeah~~~
（Tom開(kāi)始往外拽牙）
Jerry: Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!!
Tom: Do you feel painful?
Jerry: Yeah!
Tom: Don’t wrong, wait a minute.
（Tom使勁一拽，牙被拽了下來(lái)）
Jerry: Ah!!! It is too pain!
Tom: You should see your tooth.
Jerry: E~~~ this tooth is well, it isn’t bad.
（Tom舔了舔自己的牙，感覺(jué)不對(duì)，敲了一下自己的頭，恍然大悟，猛然反應(yīng)過(guò)來(lái)，奔向鏡子。）
Jerry: Tom!! Doctor!!! You take my good tooth, my bad tooth is here.（Jerry指了指自己的壞牙）
Tom: Ah, really? Yeah!（Tom一種尷尬的表情，而又腦筋一轉(zhuǎn)）Right! Your tooth is bad, this tooth is bad, too. As a dentist, I should take your bad tooth. Yeah? You don’t know this tooth is bad.
Jerry: Yeah~~~（Jerry一個(gè)無(wú)可奈何的樣子）
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