幽默的小故事我們看過不少，那么英語的故事中又有哪些幽默的元素呢?

　　英語幽默小故事篇一

　　這是我的包

　　It’s Sunday. There are many people in the bus. And an old man is looking here and there. He wants to find an empty seat. Then he finds one. He goes to it. A small bag is on the seat. And a young man is beside it.

　　今天是周末，公共汽車上有許多人。一位老人站在車上到處看，他想要找到一個空的座位。后來他發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個，他走了過去。有一個小包在座位上，有一個年輕的男子坐在這個座位的旁邊。

　　“Is this seat empty?” asks the old man.

　　“這個座位有人嗎?”老人問道。

　　“No, it’s for an old woman. She went to buy some bananas,” says the man. “Well, let me sit here, please, I’ll leave here when she comes back.”

　　“有，這是一位老太太的座位。她買香蕉去了。”男子說道。“那么請先讓我坐一下吧，等她回來我就會離開。”

　　The bus starts. “She hasn’t come, but her bag is here. Let me give her the bag. ” Then the old man throws the bag out.

　　公車開動了，“她還沒回來，可是她的包還在這里，我把這包還給她吧。”說著老人就把包扔到車外。

　　The young man shouts, “Don’t throw it! It’s may bag!”

　　年輕男子喊道：“不要扔!那是我的包!”

　　英語幽默小故事篇二

　　Be Careful What You Wish For

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

　　Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　慎重許愿

　　一對結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

　　慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說，由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個愿望。

　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。

　　接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”

　　仙女拾起了魔術(shù)棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲