《荊軻刺秦王》選自《戰國策·燕策三》，記述了戰國時期荊軻刺秦王這一悲壯的歷史故事，同時也使用于劇本的演出。

　　《荊軻刺秦王》英語劇本

　　旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……

　　This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.

　　第一幕：Conspire(密謀)

　　太子丹(上，嘆氣)：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?

　　阿三：(畢恭畢敬)Just keep calm,please!Let me see!(盤坐在地。兩手在頭上畫畫如一休)(旁外音：當當當，砰!!)(阿三起)Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~(作殺狀)Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ (淫笑)太子與阿三作流口水狀.

　　太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?

　　阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.

　　太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.

　　第二幕：tournament (比武)

　　西門吹雪(上臺，擺出一幅酷式，手一張，一條紙帶隨風而下)