話劇是一門綜合性藝術(shù)，劇本創(chuàng)作、導(dǎo)演、表演、舞美、燈光、評(píng)論缺一不可。今天小編為大家收集資料整理回來(lái)了關(guān)于搞笑的'英語(yǔ)話劇劇本，希望能夠?yàn)榇蠹規(guī)?lái)幫助，希望大家會(huì)喜歡。
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(風(fēng)情萬(wàn)種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進(jìn)來(lái),給觀眾一個(gè)飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打個(gè)響指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發(fā)揮). (跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向?qū)а?, honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆狀),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(畫個(gè)十字架,鎮(zhèn)定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思狀) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同學(xué)鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,繼續(xù)作深情狀)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
丁:(對(duì)著乙的背影,沉思狀)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牽起她的手做親吻狀),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做嬌羞狀):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白癡的搖頭),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(搖頭),and Melissa Theuriau?(搖頭),(丁,情緒激動(dòng)),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指門,氣憤狀),you you you.....
丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!
甲(起雞皮疙瘩狀):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(轉(zhuǎn)身離開(kāi),繼續(xù)臺(tái)詞):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回頭,對(duì)甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,
三人跑進(jìn)來(lái),乙嫵媚狀:honey, you like my dance,right?
丙鎮(zhèn)靜狀:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情狀:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同聲:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接電話) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(掛電話,低頭),you three,(抬頭),pass!
三人歡呼,說(shuō):we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜狀):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飛個(gè)吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齊答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同聲,fight,fight,fight!
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