導(dǎo)語：小品，就是小的藝術(shù)品。廣義的小品包含很為廣泛，在古印度的佛經(jīng)中指七卷本的《小品般若波羅蜜經(jīng)》，在散文中指篇幅較短的文學(xué)樣式；狹義的小品泛指較短的關(guān)于說和演的藝術(shù)。以下是小編整理校園電腦主題小品劇本的資料，歡迎閱讀參考。
宿舍（Mr P，A同學(xué)，鄉(xiāng)下仔。Mr P的桌子上放著一個(gè)電腦紙箱）
Mr P和鄉(xiāng)下仔進(jìn)來，鄉(xiāng)下仔拿著大包小包。同學(xué)在桌子上吃面。
A同學(xué)：屁哥，你終于買電腦了？
鄉(xiāng)下仔：哎呀媽呀，P哥，買電腦啦？……老閃亮了……都成貴族了。
Mr P：那是。
鄉(xiāng)下仔：太帥了，可以借我玩一下嗎？
Mr P：你沒看它還沒開封嘛，是處女……等我晚上再收拾它
Mr P看了看A同學(xué)和他這位上的電腦，然后放了個(gè)很響的屁，A同學(xué)邊吃面，邊深深地吸了口氣。
A同學(xué)：雞蛋的味道。
Mr P又放了個(gè)輕飄飄地屁，A同學(xué)邊深深地吸了口氣，然后跑了出去。
Mr P：這次是臭雞蛋。
Mr P和鄉(xiāng)下仔坐到A同學(xué)的電腦前。
鄉(xiāng)下仔（指著桌面上的photoshop圖標(biāo)）：這是啥？
Mr P（想也不想）：皮鞋。
鄉(xiāng)下仔（指著桌面上的3D MAX圖標(biāo)）：這個(gè)呢？
Mr P：這個(gè)就是“三弟馬”，就是你家的三弟養(yǎng)的那頭馬。
鄉(xiāng)下仔：哎呀媽呀，我三弟的馬上星期才死，沒想到在這里看見。
Mr P：死后都上網(wǎng)的東西多著呢。
鄉(xiāng)下仔：當(dāng)時(shí)馬鞍都被人偷了。
Mr P：你還好說，你們家里人都懷疑是我偷了，現(xiàn)在三弟馬就在你面前，那個(gè)鞍肯定還在馬身上，它是帶著鞍一起走的。
Mr P打開3D MAX，出現(xiàn)一個(gè)卡通馬背著馬鞍的模型。
鄉(xiāng)下仔：我就說P哥是踏實(shí)人，這電腦可真神啊。
Mr P：我跟你說啊，鄉(xiāng)下仔，電腦最神的，是它可以和人溝通交流。
鄉(xiāng)下仔：咋交流？
Mr P：看著。
Mr P憋了憋喉嚨，對(duì)著電腦主板吐了一口痰，電腦桌面上立刻出現(xiàn)“電腦發(fā)現(xiàn)新硬件”的`提示。
Mr P：你看，反應(yīng)多快。
鄉(xiāng)下仔：這樣不會(huì)壞嗎？
Mr P：現(xiàn)在的電腦質(zhì)量好，都不需要怎么修，除了陳冠希的。
鄉(xiāng)下仔：哎呀媽呀，太厲害了，我也能交流嗎？
Mr P：能，電腦喜歡著呢。
Mr P和鄉(xiāng)下仔就輪流對(duì)著主板吐痰，電腦不停彈出“電腦發(fā)現(xiàn)新硬件”。
Mr P：我說兄弟，你是個(gè)鄉(xiāng)下仔，好不容易進(jìn)城一趟，哥就讓你見識(shí)一下什么叫高科技。
Mr P站起來，解開褲子，對(duì)著電腦主機(jī)撒尿。電腦桌面上彈出“正在復(fù)制”的窗口，并顯示進(jìn)度。Mr P一尿完，顯示“完成”提示。鄉(xiāng)下仔很興奮。
鄉(xiāng)下仔：這是在干嘛。
Mr P：它在喝呢。說來也口渴了，兄弟，去買點(diǎn)水喝。（Mr P和鄉(xiāng)下仔離開宿舍）
A同學(xué)回到宿舍，看見自己的電腦主機(jī)泡在尿里，電腦桌面上的殺毒軟件顯示查殺到大量病毒。A同學(xué)走到Mr P的桌子，打開電腦紙箱，發(fā)現(xiàn)里面放著個(gè)馬鞍。
延伸閱讀（英語版）:
Dormitory (Mr P, A classmate, country boy. There is a computer box on Mr P's desk.
Mr P and the country boy came in and the country boy was carrying a parcel. Students eat noodles on the table.
A classmate: brother, you finally bought A computer?
Country boy: my mother, P brother, buy a computer? ...... It's shiny... They're all aristocrats.
Mr P: yes.
Country boy: too handsome, can you lend me a play?
Mr P: you didn't see it opened. It was a virgin... Wait until I //pic.ruiwen.com/puter, then plays A loud fart. A classmate eats noodles and takes A deep breath.
A: the taste of eggs.
Mr P put on A gentle wind, A classmate took A deep breath and ran out.
Mr P: it's rotten eggs.
Mr P and the country boy sit in front of A classmate's computer.
Country boy (pointing to the photoshop icon on the desktop) : what's this?
Mr P (not wanting) : leather shoes.
Country boy (pointing to the 3D MAX icon on the desktop) : this one?
Mr P: this is the "third brother horse", the third brother of your family.
Country boy: oh my mother, my three younger brother just died a week, didn't expect to see here.
Mr P: there are so many things on the Internet after death.
Country boy: at that time the saddle was stolen.
Mr P: well, you know, your family suspects that I stole it, and now my three brothers and horses are in front of you, and that saddle must still be on the horse, it's walking along with the saddle.
Mr P opens 3D MAX with a model of a cartoon horse backed by a saddle.
Country boy: I say that P elder brother is down-to-earth person, this computer is true god.
Mr P: I tell you, country boy, the computer's most god, is that it can communicate with people.
Country boy: how to communicate?
Mr P: look.
Mr P suppressed his throat and spat on the computer motherboard, prompting a computer to find new hardware.
Mr P: you see, how fast.
Country boy: is this not bad?
Mr P: the computer is of good quality and there is no need to repair it, except for Chen's.
Country boy: oh my mother, it's too good, can I communicate?
Mr P: yes, the computer likes it.
Mr P and the rural boy take turns spitting on the main board, and the computer keeps popping up "the computer finds new hardware".
Mr P: I say brother, you are a country boy, you are not easy to come to town, I will let you see what technology is.
Mr P got up, untied his trousers and urinated on the computer host. A "copy" window pops up on the desktop and shows the progress. Mr P is finished, showing the "finish" prompt. The country boy is very excited.
Country boy: what is it?
Mr P: it's drinking. Thirsty, brother, buy some water. (Mr P and country boy leave the dormitory)
A classmate went back to the dormitory, saw his computer machine in the urine, computer desktop antivirus software display to kill A large number of viruses. A classmate went to Mr P's table and opened the carton. He found A saddle in it.
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