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唐僧拉著孫悟空衣服上場(chǎng)
唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures. 悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest```
唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧繼續(xù)唱了一遍) 悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.(唐僧繼續(xù)唱) 悟空:master,can you stop,.
唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.
悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!
唐僧:Is like a noisy?
悟空:No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!
唐僧:Ok,go ahead!I am``(唐僧剛想唱,悟空回頭,師停止)
(走著走著,看到一房子)
唐僧:Look! There is a house over there. 悟空:really!let’s me have a look!
(空飛奔過(guò)去打探情況,在墻外跳了一圈,回去報(bào)告)
悟空:Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple. 唐僧:Knock the door!
悟空:(空過(guò)去像土匪一樣敲門)Open the door! (門沒(méi)開(kāi),悟空回來(lái)) 唐僧:You should be polite!like this```` (上海灘音樂(lè)起,師大步向前,敲門)
唐僧:Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大聲三遍,門房才開(kāi))
小媳婦(做哭狀):爹、媽,我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭: Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
(小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里,抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息,擦淚。) 唐僧、悟空走進(jìn))
唐僧:Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老頭(做哽咽狀):Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……別過(guò)臉去繼續(xù)哭泣)
(唐僧正在奇怪,老媽聞聲抬起頭,仔細(xì)打量唐僧,突然撲到唐僧面前。) 老媽: Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧: Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老頭: Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him.
唐僧: Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老頭:Really!Where he is? (悟空過(guò)來(lái),亮肌肉) 老頭:A monkey?
唐僧:Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.
老頭: Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
悟空: What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
這時(shí)起了風(fēng)聲(音樂(lè)),老頭一家嚇得站起來(lái)混身發(fā)抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。悟空鎮(zhèn)定
地舉手示意,讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看,便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門后,露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒(大笑著耀武揚(yáng)威地走上場(chǎng)來(lái),嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.
站在臺(tái)上停一下,見(jiàn)沒(méi)有動(dòng)靜,覺(jué)得奇怪,往房屋里看去,見(jiàn)露出一段紅袖子,高興地一拍手掌。
八戒: Darling,don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子,把小娘子拖了出來(lái),小娘子作出害羞的樣子,有時(shí)又做出猴子的模樣。
八戒: Darling,don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy.
小娘子笑著點(diǎn)頭,抓耳撓腮。
八戒: Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子: When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒: Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。小娘子作出動(dòng)腦筋的樣子,又把八戒拉回來(lái)。 八戒: Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子: Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒: Go to my house?OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
兩人走了幾步,小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子,八戒忙扶起她,作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子: I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒: Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上: Darling, Let's go. 小女子(在八戒頭上一點(diǎn)):Okay. Let’s go.
音樂(lè)響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在臺(tái)上走一圈,做出越走越慢,越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背上抓耳撓腮,非常高興。 八戒: Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子: Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?) 八戒: Yes, I do. I do.
繼續(xù)艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支,玉蘭一腳把八戒踢到!小女子倒地之后,
做出摔疼了的樣子在那里呻吟。八戒聽(tīng)到女子的呻吟,忙東張西望找小媳婦。 八戒: Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 女子(偷偷地笑,再裝作痛苦的樣子):Honey, I am here. 八戒: Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子: That's your fault. 八戒: Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.
小女子: You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒: Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒聽(tīng)了高興地坐在下面休息,小女子仔細(xì)地打量他。
小女子(撒嬌地):Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.
八戒: Alas! Don’t mention it ,I was Tianpeng marshal .I could fly between the heave and the word !Only because I made a big mistake! That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty! Her name is :嫦娥!(剎那回頭開(kāi)始回想)
嫦娥翩然而至,兩人互視5秒,叫著對(duì)方名字奔跑向擁抱。走進(jìn)后, 八戒唱歌:你是我的玫瑰·····(嫦娥感動(dòng)) 再唱:你是我的情人····
兩人深情對(duì)視。。。音樂(lè)莫扎特 第40號(hào)交響曲 起,跳舞, 突然,玉帝出現(xiàn)。八戒放手,嫦娥沒(méi)站好摔倒, 八戒:My lord! It’s not my fault! I beg you pardon! 玉帝:How dare you do that!? You are hung together! 嫦娥起,跑到玉帝跟前撒嬌
嫦娥:Daring! He ``he tease me! He tease me!
玉帝怒!:Ya! Tianpeng ,I will punish you! Turn you as a pig! A ugly pig! 嫦娥:my lord! Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝:what about 天驕園?
嫦娥:(撒嬌)no no !let’s go to the 紫荊園!there have air condition ! 玉帝: That’s Ok .My daring!
回想結(jié)束,
八戒:I was punished by yudi .So I became a pig! That’s why I was so ugly! 玉蘭:You look too ugly to meet people.
八戒: I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. (八戒高興地過(guò)去想拉小女子的手)
小女子(把手甩開(kāi)):You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!
八戒: I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子 Show me some gongfu then. 八戒: OK, let me show you my gongfu.
從石頭后拿出釘鈀,舞了起來(lái)。小女子暗暗點(diǎn)頭。當(dāng)八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時(shí),被小女子一把抓住,往石山后面一拖,八戒被拖了過(guò)去。 八戒: Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子: Pull me out if you can .
八戒做出用力拖的樣子,沒(méi)有發(fā)現(xiàn)拖出來(lái)的卻是悟空。悟空一松手,八戒摔倒在地。
八戒: How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑: You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看, My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑,被悟空攔住,豬八戒甩開(kāi)孫悟空,雙方對(duì)峙了一會(huì)兒,豬八戒poping, 八戒: Can you?
悟空: yes,I can’t, so what, I will fight you.
悟空一拳往八戒臉上打,八戒頓時(shí)感到一種壓力和害怕。
悟空: Dare you wive yet?
八戒: No, no. I dare not. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空: I bet you dare not.
悟空放開(kāi),八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑,被悟空一把抓住耳朵,疼得直叫。
悟空: Y ou silly, where are you going?
八戒: I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?
悟空;;Y ou silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.
八戒: What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空: Y es. Let's go!
兩人在臺(tái)上走半圈,來(lái)到房前。
悟空: Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出來(lái),老頭一家還有些戰(zhàn)戰(zhàn)兢兢。
悟空: Y ou silly, kneel down to meet your master.
八戒:Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧:My prentice, what's up?
悟空: Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧:I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.
八戒: Thank you, my master!
唐僧:Let's go ahead, my prentices.
八戒此時(shí)并不想走,于是…….
Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.
悟空:Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. you’d better go with us.
八戒此時(shí)似乎想起了什么‘
Bajie :How old are you gulu youwe.
Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.
Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.
Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.
Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.
八戒與唐僧對(duì)唱《321對(duì)不起》
唱畢,唐僧與悟空拉著八戒走,八戒深情的看著玉蘭。 Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on. 八戒又對(duì)著玉蘭的爹。
Yu ’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.
八戒此時(shí)已無(wú)可留戀….
Bajie :Master,let’s go…
傍著音樂(lè),師徒三人離開(kāi)了高老莊。
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