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　　唐僧拉著孫悟空衣服上場

　　唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures. 悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest```

　　唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧繼續唱了一遍) 悟空：Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.（唐僧繼續唱） 悟空：master,can you stop,.

　　唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

　　悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!

　　唐僧：Is like a noisy?

　　悟空：No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!

　　唐僧：Ok,go ahead！I am``(唐僧剛想唱，悟空回頭，師停止)

　?。ㄗ咧咧?，看到一房子）

　　唐僧：Look! There is a house over there. 悟空：really！let’s me have a look!

　　(空飛奔過去打探情況，在墻外跳了一圈，回去報告)

　　悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple. 唐僧：Knock the door!

　　悟空：(空過去像土匪一樣敲門)Open the door! (門沒開，悟空回來) 唐僧：You should be polite!like this```` (上海灘音樂起，師大步向前，敲門)

　　唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大聲三遍，門房才開)

　　小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …

　　老頭： Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

　　（小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。） 唐僧、悟空走進）

　　唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老頭（做哽咽狀）：Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……別過臉去繼續哭泣）

　?。ㄌ粕谄婀郑蠇屄劼曁痤^，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。） 老媽： Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧： Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

　　老頭： Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him.

　　唐僧： Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老頭：Really!Where he is? (悟空過來，亮肌肉) 老頭：A monkey?

　　唐僧：Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.

　　老頭： Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.

　　悟空： What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.

　　這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。悟空鎮定

　　地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲

　　在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。

　　豬八戒(大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.

　　站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。

　　八戒： Darling,don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的模樣。

　　八戒： Darling,don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy.

　　小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。

　　八戒： Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子： When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒： Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.

　　八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so powerful?

　　小娘子： Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.

　　八戒： Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.

　　兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。

　　小女子： I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒： Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上： Darling, Let's go. 小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：Okay. Let’s go.

　　音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。 八戒： Darling, why are you so heavy?

　　小女子： Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?) 八戒： Yes, I do. I do.

　　繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，玉蘭一腳把八戒踢到！小女子倒地之后，

　　做出摔疼了的樣子在那里呻吟。八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。 八戒： Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：Honey, I am here. 八戒： Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子： That's your fault. 八戒： Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.

　　小女子： You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒： Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細地打量他。

　　小女子（撒嬌地）：Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.

　　八戒： Alas! Don’t mention it ，I was Tianpeng marshal .I could fly between the heave and the word !Only because I made a big mistake! That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty! Her name is :嫦娥！（剎那回頭開始回想）

　　嫦娥翩然而至，兩人互視5秒，叫著對方名字奔跑向擁抱。走進后， 八戒唱歌：你是我的玫瑰·····（嫦娥感動） 再唱：你是我的情人····

　　兩人深情對視。。。音樂莫扎特 第40號交響曲 起，跳舞， 突然，玉帝出現。八戒放手，嫦娥沒站好摔倒， 八戒：My lord! It’s not my fault! I beg you pardon! 玉帝：How dare you do that!? You are hung together! 嫦娥起，跑到玉帝跟前撒嬌

　　嫦娥：Daring! He ``he tease me! He tease me!

　　玉帝怒?。篩a! Tianpeng ,I will punish you! Turn you as a pig! A ugly pig! 嫦娥：my lord! Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝：what about 天驕園？

　　嫦娥：（撒嬌）no no !let’s go to the 紫荊園！there have air condition ! 玉帝： That’s Ok .My daring!

　　回想結束，

　　八戒：I was punished by yudi .So I became a pig! That’s why I was so ugly! 玉蘭：You look too ugly to meet people.

　　八戒： I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been

　　waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. （八戒高興地過去想拉小女子的手）

　　小女子（把手甩開）：You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!

　　八戒： I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子 Show me some gongfu then. 八戒： OK, let me show you my gongfu.

　　從石頭后拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點頭。當八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子： Pull me out if you can .

　　八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發現拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。

　　八戒： How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑： You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看， My god! You are Mahatma!

　　八戒轉身想跑，被悟空攔住，豬八戒甩開孫悟空，雙方對峙了一會兒，豬八戒poping， 八戒： Can you?

　　悟空: yes，I can’t, so what, I will fight you.

　　悟空一拳往八戒臉上打，八戒頓時感到一種壓力和害怕。

　　悟空： Dare you wive yet?

　　八戒： No, no. I dare not. Please forgive me, Mahatma.

　　悟空： I bet you dare not.

　　悟空放開，八戒轉身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。

　　悟空： Y ou silly, where are you going?

　　八戒： I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?

　　悟空；；Y ou silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.

　　八戒： What? Has Tangseng come?

　　悟空： Y es. Let's go!

　　兩人在臺上走半圈，來到房前。

　　悟空： Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !

　　唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰戰兢兢。

　　悟空： Y ou silly, kneel down to meet your master.

　　八戒：Master, nice to meet you here.

　　唐僧：My prentice, what's up?

　　悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.

　　唐僧：I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.

　　八戒： Thank you, my master!

　　唐僧：Let's go ahead, my prentices.

　　八戒此時并不想走，于是…….

　　Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.

　　悟空：Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. you’d better go with us.

　　八戒此時似乎想起了什么‘

　　Bajie ：How old are you gulu youwe.

　　Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.

　　Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.

　　Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.

　　Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.

　　八戒與唐僧對唱《321對不起》

　　唱畢，唐僧與悟空拉著八戒走，八戒深情的看著玉蘭。 Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on. 八戒又對著玉蘭的爹。

　　Yu ’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.

　　八戒此時已無可留戀….

　　Bajie :Master,let’s go…

　　傍著音樂，師徒三人離開了高老莊。