旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.(邊說邊介紹，三人坐在課桌上)
Oscar：Oh, honey~ Are you OK? (邊說邊將手搭上Rose肩)
Jack：She is my girl.(打開Oscar的手)
Oscar：You are so cold.(脫下報紙披在R身上面向觀眾)what you wear, what you are.
Jack：What are you doing! (扔掉校服，脫下自己的羽絨服抖了抖，面向觀眾)BoSideng(波斯登), warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.(將羽絨服披在Rose身上)
Rose:(向Jack)I love you.(向觀眾)But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar：Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?
Jack：I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu(我的地盤我做主).
Oscar：People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose：But now……
Jack：Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! (從口袋里掏出鉛筆，緊握手中)
Oscar：Ok. Let’s go fighting! (同樣掏出鉛筆緊握手中)
Jack & Oscar：Fighting! (用鉛筆互戳)----小蜜蜂~
Rose：No, no, no! Please stop! (拉二人)( J & O不小心將Rose推下桌子——落水)
Rose：Help, help!(Jack & Oscar將拉上Rose桌子)
Oscar：Honey, how are you?
Rose:(向觀眾)PiaoRou(飄柔), just so confident~(甩頭發)
(Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水) Oscar：Help, help!
Rose：Oh, no! (向Oscar伸手)(Jack抓過Rose的手，對視)
Jack:(唱)你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose：But……what about Oscar?
Jack：Don’t pay attention to him.
Rose：OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.
Jack：Do you feel cold?
Rose：Yes. You see we are so lonely.
Jack：Don’t worry. I have this! (從口袋里掏出打火機，并向觀眾展示)This is a magic DaHuoji(打火機).(Jack按下打火機)(Superwoman上，胸前貼一張紙，上書S)
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