Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)

　　如今，所有的已婚男人過得像一個單身漢，而所有的單身漢過得像已婚男人。

　　A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)

　　一個娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一個嫁給男人想改造他的女人都淪為同一個謬誤的犧牲品。

　　I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)

　　我可不擔心什么恐怖主義，我都結婚兩年了。

　　After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)

　　結婚之后，老公和老婆就成為一枚硬幣的兩面;他們就是沒法面對自己的另一半，卻仍然待在一起。

　　By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

　　不管怎么說還是結婚吧，娶到好老婆，你會幸福;娶到壞女人，你將會成為哲學家。

　　Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. (Duane Dewel)

　　任何已婚男人都應該忘記自己犯下的錯誤——沒必要兩個人都記得同一件事情吧。