最新搞笑的英文句子或短語
One should love animals. They are so tasty.每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Lifeless, faultless.（只有死人才不犯錯誤。）
Misfortunes never come alone/single.（禍不單行。）
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的.老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）
If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）
It’s never too late to mend.（過而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊補牢，猶未晚也。）
One today is worth two tomorrows.（一個今天勝似兩個明天。）
Actions speak louder than words.（行動比語言更響亮。）
Better late than never.（遲做總比不做好；晚來總比不來好。）
Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.（不經災禍不知福。）
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（無熱情成就不了偉業。）
Truth never fears investigation.（事實從來不怕調查。）
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
From small beginning come great things.（偉大始于渺小。）
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk "“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經驗
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that’s because sunshine is at your back.如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背后有陽光……
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