演話(huà)劇咱們也可以少了劇本呢？為了方便大家表演，小編帶來(lái)了搞笑英文話(huà)劇劇本，請(qǐng)看：

　　搞笑英文話(huà)劇劇本【1】

　　英語(yǔ)幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money

　　Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

　　N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

　　S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

　　Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

　　First, put the flour on the table.

　　Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說(shuō)邊做)

　　Now press, press……

　　Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿(mǎn)不在意的神情)

　　Press, press……

　　Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!

　　Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

　　Now let me cut it into pieces!

　　另一個(gè)

　　白雪公主與七個(gè)小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本

　　旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

　　白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

　　皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

　　魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

　　皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

　　魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

　　皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

　　搞笑英文話(huà)劇劇本【2】

　　Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)

　　Preparation: 學(xué)校布景，做糖果用桌及相關(guān)材料，小販家布景

　　Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

　　N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

　　S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

　　Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

　　First, put the flour on the table.

　　Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說(shuō)邊做)

　　Now press, press……

　　Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿(mǎn)不在意的神情)

　　Press, press……

　　Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

　　Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

　　Now let me cut it into pieces!

　　One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）

　　Wow, everything is ready!

　　糖果鉆出來(lái)（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過(guò)地說(shuō)：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…

　　S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……

　　C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下場(chǎng))

　　Scene2（At the school gate）

　　N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門(mén)，看到小販）

　　(小販拉著糖上場(chǎng)，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

　　M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

　　A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

　　M: Let’s ask him.

　　A: OK!

　　C: Don’t buy me?。ǚ浅＝辜保?/p>

　　M&A: Why?

　　C: I’m dirty！

　　M: No, you look nice!

　　C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在后面)

　　S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個(gè)女孩）

　　M&A: How much are they?

　　S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）

　　M&A: Money?(對(duì)視)

　　M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之極）

　　A: Me too.

　　S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開(kāi)，下場(chǎng))

　　M: What can we do now?

　　A: Let’s ask dad for money.

　　M: But how to ask?

　　A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）

　　M: Good idea!(全部下場(chǎng))

　　Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）

　　N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever.  (爸爸看報(bào))

　　M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同時(shí)Alice去取吉他準(zhǔn)備拿給爸爸)

　　A: And play the guitar for us!

　　M: We know you play so well!

　　(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)

　　D: Oh? What a bright day today!

　　M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)

　　D:OKOK! Let’s.

　　(取吉他，開(kāi)始準(zhǔn)備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?

　　M&A: Of course!

　　(開(kāi)始彈，第一段孩子隨節(jié)奏起舞，第二段孩子開(kāi)始輕聲討論起來(lái)“you first”之類(lèi)的話(huà)，爸爸停止彈琴。)

　　D: What’s the matter?

　　M: Dad, we have no money!

　　A: Can we have some please?

　　D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.

　　M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.

　　A: They look so sweet and nice!

　　M: Other students always buy them!

　　D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉(zhuǎn)頭看報(bào)，孩子回到房間)

　　M: What shall we do now?

　　A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說(shuō))

　　M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身邊)

　　M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

　　A: I want a longer ruler!

　　M&A: Dad, please！

　　D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!

　　M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來(lái)給爸爸看)

　　A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）

　　D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?

　　M&A: Yes, sir!

　　D: Here you are !( 給錢(qián))

　　M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場(chǎng))

　　N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

　　(孩子高興地買(mǎi)了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場(chǎng)，孩子到家后肚子痛)

　　M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進(jìn)場(chǎng)）

　　A: …….

　　D: What’s wrong?

　　M: I’ve a stomachache!

　　A: Me too!

　　D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

　　M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

　　A: I had some too!

　　D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）

　　M: But they look nice!

　　A: And tastes good!

　　M&A: Aiyo……

　　D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!

　　M&A: OK.

　　Scene 4: (At the school gate)

　　N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.

　　(正走到校門(mén)口，發(fā)現(xiàn)警察驅(qū)趕校門(mén)口的小販)

　　P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!

　　C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (輕聲并拉小販)

　　S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…

　　C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

　　M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）

　　D: He?

　　(警察走過(guò)來(lái)問(wèn)爸爸，朝小孩)

　　P: What’s the matter with them?

　　D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.

　　S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……

　　P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常嚴(yán)厲）

　　S: OK. I know. (羞愧)

　　C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.

　　Policeman(對(duì)小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.

　　D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?

　　M&A: OK, dad!

　　P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.

　　D: OK, Let’s go.

　　N（出場(chǎng)）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as wel.