Three visits to the cottage 三顧茅廬

　　Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the

　　three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.

　　旁白——話說劉關張桃園三結義之后四處奔波 一時間找不到工作 不得不在曹操的公司靠看大門為生 而此時那個傳說中的神秘人物諸葛臥龍先生正專心在家復習考試 因為他的老婆黃氏逼著他參加CET-6

　　SCENE 1: Liubei's home

　　Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei

　　Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!

　　Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?

　　Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.

　　Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse

　　Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!

　　Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.

　　場景一

　　劉備家

　　劉備 關羽 張飛上

　　關羽——大哥 咱們都餓了好幾天了 這種吃糠咽菜的生活我們要過到什么時候啊 哎

　　劉備——二弟 這 大哥我怎么可能不難受嘛 可是常言道人在屋檐下 怎能不低頭 我們現在曹操的公司里給人家看大門 這年頭工作這么難找 我們三兄弟學歷又不高 好不容易能有口飯吃就很不錯了 哪還有什么奢求呀

　　張飛 ——大哥 對了 上個月后面山頭諸葛老師的老婆來問我們借走了500塊錢去給她老公交學費去了 都好久沒還 我們是不是應該去要回來

　　關羽——是啊大哥 不然的話這樣下去我們就得喝西北風了

　　劉備——哎 就是 我怎么這岔給忘了 走 走 走 二弟三弟隨我這就上山 (收拾家伙 挽袖子)

　　旁白——兄弟三人就此上山