開場介紹： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.

　　第一幕：人物，趙云 夏侯惇 曹操 蔣干

　　旁白：就在剛才不久，一個黑大漢從曹操軍中救出劉備之子劉阿斗，現(xiàn)在正向這里殺過來，他就是張飛!!!(趙云出場)Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.

　　趙云：no!本人姓趙名云，乃常山子龍也! no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~

　　(趙云從背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗)

　　趙云：看!這就是主公的最后一點骨血!劉阿斗!我從火場之中把他救出，而我自己的臉卻早已……唉……化作焦炭!(顧影自憐狀)look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.

　　(夏侯敦挺著槍呈貓腰狀殺出)

　　夏侯敦：小賊，莫跑，要不然我就大開殺戒了(沖到) Children， stop there or i will kill you

　　(趙云左手抱阿斗，右手與之搏斗)

　　趙云：可惡!居然敢偷襲我!fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??

　　(二人裝腔作勢打斗數(shù)招)

　　趙云：看我九陰白骨爪!!stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!

　　夏侯敦：唔!(倒地) oh my gad i'm over

　　趙云：此地不宜久留，還是快去尋主公!(下)yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~

　　(曹操、蔣干二人上)

　　曹操：沒想到我們初次出兵便殺得敵人望風而逃!真可謂出師未捷身先死。長使英雄淚滿襟! I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.