Ratchett: [scaning Sam's body] The Pheromone levels in the male indicates he wants to mate with the other.
救護車(掃描薩姆的身體)：他體內的荷爾蒙分泌量顯示他想要個女人。
Captain Lennox: [him and his team surrounding a helicopter] Have your crew step out, OR WE WILL KILL YOU!
[Blackout transforms and attacks... ]
萊諾克斯長官(和他的*隊一起包圍了一架直升機)：讓你的駕駛員走出來，否則我們就殺了你!
(因為變形和襲擊而被打斷……)
Mikaela: I'll drive, you shoot!
邁卡拉：我開車，你開槍!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: So...
Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow...!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Who knew?
薩姆·威特維奇：所以……
瑪吉·麥德森：你在這里干什么?
薩姆·威特維奇：我買了一輛車，它能變形成為一個機器人。
格倫(低聲說)：哇哦……
薩姆·威特維奇：有誰知道為什么嗎?
Barricade: Are you LadiesMan217?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh...
Barricade: ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh Yes! Yes!
路障：你是"LadiesMan217"(薩姆在Ebay上的帳號)嗎?
薩姆·威特維奇：呃……
路障：你是"LadiesMan217"嗎?
薩姆·威特維奇：呃，是的，我是!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Gentlemen... let me introduce you to my friend: Optimus Prime!
薩姆·威特維奇：先生們……讓我為你們介紹我的朋友：擎天柱!
[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Pocket!
Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox: You got ten back pockets!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
(當他的`人正在和"巨蝎怪"作戰的時候，萊諾克斯長官試著給五角大樓打電話)
萊諾克斯長官：我需要一張信用卡，埃普斯，你的錢夾在哪里?
埃普斯中士：口袋里!
萊諾克斯長官：哪個口袋里?
埃普斯中士：后面的口袋里!
萊諾克斯長官：你的后面有10個口袋!
埃普斯中士：左屁股的口袋里!
[Captain Lennox is using Epps' credit card to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: Okay, it's a Visa...
International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Captain Lennox: NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!
(當他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作戰的時候，萊諾克斯長官正使用信用卡給五角大樓打電話)
萊諾克斯長官：好的，這是信用卡……
國際接線員：先生，你聽說我們關于電話捆綁式服務有超優惠的套餐計劃嗎?
萊諾克斯長官：不!我不需要!
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