Money is not everything. There's Mastercard &Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的'背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以還是再睡一會吧。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡！不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinatesme." I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶！尤其是看著別人工作。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！（孤男寡女的后果必定是誕生第三個人。）
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘記的越多；忘記的越多，知道的就越少。所以我們干嘛要學習。
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