Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, thereare two.每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后， 都有兩個。

　　Don’t gild the lily. 不要給百合花鍍金/畫蛇添足。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

　　In delay there lies no plenty , Then come kiss me , sweet and twenty , Youth’s a stuff that will not endure . 遷延蹉跎，來日無多，二十麗姝，請來吻我，衰草枯楊，青春易過。

　　it is the tears of the earth that keep here smiles in bloom.是大地的淚點，使她的微笑保持著青春不謝。

　　Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。

　　Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

　　Atroupe of little vagrants of the world, leave your footprints in my words.世界上的一隊小小的漂泊者呀，請留下你們的足印在我的文字里。

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。

　　stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away.and yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fallthere with a sign.夏天的飛鳥，飛到我的窗前唱歌，又飛去了。秋天的黃葉，它們沒有什么可唱，只嘆息一聲，飛落在那里。